老友记friends英文剧本第1季第一季

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redibly lucky to bee Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn39。 t me, it39。 s not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)[Scene: Ross39。 s Apartment。 Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]Ross: I39。 m divorced! I39。 m only 26 and I39。 m divorced!Joey: Shut up!Chandler: You must stop! (Chandler hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.)Ross: That only took me an hour.Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven39。 t had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don39。 t do it! I don39。 t think that was my point!Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there39。 s only one woman for everybody, y39。 know? I mean what if you get one woman and that39。 s it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman for her...Joey: What are you talking about? 39。 One woman39。 ? That39。 s like saying there39。 s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There39。 s lots of flavors out there. There39。 s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 39。 em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Wele back to the world! Grab a spoon!Ross: I honestly don39。 t know if I39。 m hungry or horny.Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...Monica: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?Paul: No, it39。 s, it39。 s more of a fifth date kinda revelation.Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?Paul: Isn39。 t there?Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. What were you gonna say?Paul: Well, everev... ever since she left me, um, I haven39。 t been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually. Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...Paul: It39。 s okay...Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?Paul: Two years.Monica: Wow! I39。 mI39。 mI39。 m glad you smashed her watch! Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?Monica: (pause)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.[Scene: Monica39。 s Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, ChachiChachiChachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That39。 s the difference![Scene: Ross39。 s Apartment, they39。 re all sitting around and talking.]Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it39。 s been since I39。 ve grabbed a spoon? Do the words 39。 Billy, don39。 t be a hero39。 mean anything to you? Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with AndreaAngelaAndrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)Chandler: Angela39。 s the screamer, Andrea has cats.Joey: Right. Thanks. It39。 s June. I39。 m outta here. (Exits.)Ross: Y39。 know, here39。 s the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]Commercial Break[Scene: Monica39。 s Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]Rachel: Isn39。 t this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.Chandler: That is amazing.Joey: Congratulations. Rachel: Y39。 know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn39。 t anything I can39。 t do.Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn39。 t anything I can39。 t do.Joey: Listen, while you39。 re on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I39。 m really not that hungry...Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.All: Morning. Good morning.Paul: (entering from Monica39。 s room) Morning.Joey: Morning, Paul.Rachel: Hello, Paul.Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can39。 t hear. The others move Monica39。 s table closer to the door so that they can.)Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!Monica: Stop!Paul: No, I39。 m telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.Monica: We39。 ll talk later.Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)Joey: That wasn39。 t a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?Monica: Shut up, and put my table back.All: Okayyy! (They do so.)Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don39。 t input those numbers,... it doesn39。 t make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that39。 s how we buy stuff.Joey: Yeah, I39。 m an actor.Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?Joey: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns39。 production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.Joey: Look, it was a job all right?Chandler: 39。 Look, Gippetto, I39。 m a real live boy.39。 Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)Chandler: You39。 re right, I39。 m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...Joey: You should both know, that he39。 s a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.) Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can39。 t stop smiling.Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.Monica: I know, he39。 s just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?Rachel: Oh, yeah.Monica: Well, it39。 s like that. With feelings.Rachel: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.Mo。